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Most Patriotic: 10,604thMost Developed: 13,198thLongest Average Lifespans: 13,476th
The Republic of
Corrupt Dictatorship
Might Makes Right
Influence
Duckspeaker
Region
Civil Rights
Below Average
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Few

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Izern 7

Population5.08 billion

Currencydollar
Animalbeaver

The Republic of Izern 7 is a mammoth, safe nation, notable for its pith helmet sales, national health service, and stringent health and safety legislation. The cynical, humorless, devout population of 5.08 billion Izern 7ians are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The large, corrupt, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Education. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 70.9%.

The frighteningly efficient Izern 7ian economy, worth 677 trillion dollars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized, fairly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Tourism, and Beef-Based Agriculture. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 133,304 dollars, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 396,359 per year while the poor average 35,149, a ratio of 11.3 to 1.

Soldiers who shoot themselves in the foot are regarded as heroes, the most sacred right is the right to ignore the rights of slaves, every week is blindness awareness week, and comatose jurors are the defense's favorite. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Izern 7's national animal is the beaver, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Izern 7 is ranked 34,672nd in the world and 6th in Voidwolf for Highest Average Incomes, with 133,304.61 Standard Monetary Units.

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Most Patriotic: 10,604thMost Developed: 13,198thLongest Average Lifespans: 13,476thLargest Agricultural Sector: 14,865thHealthiest Citizens: 15,391stTop
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Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 19,037thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 20,358thMost Accessible: 20,502ndMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 20,933rdLowest Crime Rates: 21,965thHighest Food Quality: 22,148thMost Beautiful Environments: 22,306thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 22,518thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 22,533rdLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 23,489thMost Advanced Public Education: 23,724thBest Weather: 24,364thSmartest Citizens: 25,368thMost Inclusive: 26,275thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 26,536thLargest Black Market: 27,445thLargest Information Technology Sector: 28,172ndMost Corrupt Governments: 28,470thLargest Governments: 30,317th
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Longest Average Lifespans: 1st in the regionMost Patriotic: 1st in the regionMost Developed: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 1st in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 1st in the regionHighest Food Quality: 2nd in the regionSmartest Citizens: 2nd in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 2nd in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 2nd in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 2nd in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 2nd in the regionTop
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Largest Black Market: 3rd in the regionMost Accessible: 3rd in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 3rd in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 4th in the regionMost Inclusive: 4th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 4th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 4th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 5th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 5th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 5th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 5th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 5th in the regionMost Influential: 5th in the regionMost Devout: 5th in the regionLargest Governments: 5th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 6th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 6th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 6th in the regionLargest Populations: 6th in the regionBest Weather: 7th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 7th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 7th in the regionMost Stationary: 7th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 7th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 8th in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 10th in the regionTop
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Largest Welfare Programs: 11th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 16th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Izern 7, comatose jurors are the defense's favorite.
  • : Following new legislation in Izern 7, every week is blindness awareness week.
  • : Following new legislation in Izern 7, the most sacred right is the right to ignore the rights of slaves.
  • : Following new legislation in Izern 7, soldiers who shoot themselves in the foot are regarded as heroes.
  • : Following new legislation in Izern 7, soldiers with colourful mohawks make themselves perfect targets for snipers.
  • : Following new legislation in Izern 7, there has been a rapid increase of noise complaints over the sound of buzzing bees.
  • : Following new legislation in Izern 7, displaying impatience in any form lands you a spot on the I7IA watchlist.
  • : Following new legislation in Izern 7, disadvantaged youths often commit felonies to enhance their educational prospects.
  • : Following new legislation in Izern 7, newlywed misogynists complain about their wives keeping their maiden names.
  • : Following new legislation in Izern 7, Izern 7ian tourists are banned from many nations due to their tendency to randomly explode.

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