The Republic of Izzyvile is a colossal, socially progressive nation, ruled by Izzy with a fair hand, and notable for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, daily referendums, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 3.053 billion Izzics are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The enormous, liberal, socially-minded, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Izzy Town. The average income tax rate is 95.9%.

The frighteningly efficient Izzic economy, worth 444 trillion ❤️s a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Soda Sales, and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 145,358 ❤️s, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Snitches get riches, many whiskies taste suspiciously like automobile radiators, the government is plagued with uncertainty, and solid-gold toilets are Izzic prisons' least expensive furnishings. Crime is totally unknown. Izzyvile's national animal is the Kiwi, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Bwa Bwa Bwa.

Izzyvile is ranked 1,622^nd in the world and 2^nd in The United Federations for Least Corrupt Governments, with 96.75 percentage of bribes refused.