The Empire of J o Jian Capture Squad AE2 is a colossal, pleasant nation, renowned for its barren, inhospitable landscape and compulsory military service. The hard-nosed, hard-working population of 5.591 billion J o Jian Capture Squad AE2ians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The tiny government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Welfare. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 8.2%.

The strong J o Jian Capture Squad AE2ian economy, worth 351 trillion Sauces a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Woodchip Exports industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Basket Weaving, and Gambling. Average income is 62,909 Sauces, with the richest citizens earning 7.5 times as much as the poorest.

Scientists regularly clone human beings for research purposes, the country's famous rainforests are being bulldozed by the mining industry, organ donation rates are among the lowest in the region, and the armed forces are locked in an expensive and bloody war abroad to stamp out possible terrorists. Crime, especially youth-related, is relatively low. J o Jian Capture Squad AE2's national animal is the Eagle, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution.

J o Jian Capture Squad AE2 is ranked 83,882^nd in the world and 1^st in Social Conservative Axis for Largest Cheese Export Sector, scoring 3,031.05 on the Mozzarella Productivity Index.