The Empire of J o Jian Capture Squad BB7 is a massive, efficient nation, notable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, irreverence towards religion, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 1.373 billion J o Jian Capture Squad BB7ians are effectively ruled by a group of massive corporations, who run for political office and provide their well-off citizens with world-class goods and services. Their poorer citizens, however, are mostly starving to death while being urged to go out and get real jobs. The populace has reasonably extensive civil rights, although these are mostly aimed at allowing them to buy whatever they like.

The tiny, pro-business government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Administration. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 6.2%.

The thriving J o Jian Capture Squad BB7ian economy, worth 86.1 trillion Stolen Lightsabers a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is fairly diversified and led by the Gambling industry, with significant contributions from Retail, Information Technology, and Woodchip Exports. Average income is 62,724 Stolen Lightsabers, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 222,024 per year while the poor average 12,794, a ratio of 17.4 to 1.

Military spending recently hit a new high, surveillance cameras are banned, getting an autograph has become harder than ever, and requests for government aid can be forwarded to the beach. Crime is moderate, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. J o Jian Capture Squad BB7's national animal is the Eagle, which can occasionally be seen dodging aircraft in the nation's cities.

J o Jian Capture Squad BB7 is ranked 255,487^th in the world and 1^st in Tower Winterfast for Nicest Citizens, with 8.98 average smiles per day.