The Empire of J o Jian Capture Squad W5 is a colossal, orderly nation, notable for its compulsory military service. The hard-working, cynical population of 6.917 billion J o Jian Capture Squad W5ians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The relatively small, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Welfare. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 9.8%.

The strong J o Jian Capture Squad W5ian economy, worth 397 trillion Sauces a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Automobile Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Basket Weaving, Woodchip Exports, and Pizza Delivery. Average income is 57,529 Sauces, with the richest citizens earning 6.2 times as much as the poorest.

Scientists regularly clone human beings for research purposes, the latest Harry Potter book is a bestseller, military spending recently hit a new high, and military pilots spend more time scraping feathers off their engines than flying their aircraft. Crime, especially youth-related, is relatively low, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. J o Jian Capture Squad W5's national animal is the Eagle, which can occasionally be seen dodging aircraft in the nation's cities.

J o Jian Capture Squad W5 is ranked 195,369^th in the world and 1^st in Eastern North American Imperial Fascists for Highest Foreign Aid Spending, scoring -3.16 on the Clooney Contribution Index.