The Theocracy of J Smitty I is a huge, safe nation, renowned for its free-roaming dinosaurs, ubiquitous missile silos, and frequent executions. The hard-nosed, devout population of 899 million J Smitty Iians are prohibited from doing almost everything except voting, which they do timidly and conservatively.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Spirituality, Education, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Sal Tlay Ka Siti. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 66.0%.

The J Smitty Iian economy, worth 55.2 trillion 10 Percent of Your Monies a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is broadly diversified, is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Woodchip Exports, Cheese Exports, and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. Average income is 61,402 10 Percent of Your Monies, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 183,618 per year while the poor average 16,059, a ratio of 11.4 to 1.

Charged suspects often have to wait years before the courts have room to judge their trial, surveillance cameras are banned, building a phallus out of Minecraft blocks counts as indecent exposure, and they unpaved paradise and tore up a parking lot (ooh, bop bop bop). Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. J Smitty I's national animal is the Cain but Bigfoot, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

J Smitty I is ranked 59,904^th in the world and 19^th in Catistan for Highest Average Tax Rates, with 66.01 Effective Tax Rate.