The Republic of Jack Noir is a colossal, pleasant nation, renowned for its burgeoning elephant population. The hard-working population of 4.109 billion Jack Noirians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Healthcare. The average income tax rate is 18.8%.

The Jack Noirian economy, worth 179 trillion lire a year, is led by the Soda Sales industry, with major contributions from Cheese Exports, Trout Farming, and Furniture Restoration. Average income is 43,732 lire, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.6 times as much as the poorest.

Crime is relatively low, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Jack Noir's national animal is the elephant.

Jack Noir is ranked 229,248^th in the world and 6^th in Marionette for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring -4.47 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.