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The Republic of Jagga Smith is a colossal, safe nation, notable for its museums and concert halls, public floggings, and daily referendums. The hard-nosed, devout population of 3.778 billion Jagga Smithians are prohibited from doing almost everything except voting, which they do timidly and conservatively.
The large government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Healthcare. The average income tax rate is 51.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The strong Jagga Smithian economy, worth 227 trillion pounds a year, is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Beef-Based Agriculture, Woodchip Exports, and Uranium Mining. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 60,055 pounds, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Sales of disinfectant wipes have skyrocketed, bowling teams spend more time looking at their phones than the pins, conductors wield diamond-encrusted batons to fit in with their freshly gilded surroundings, and sniffer dogs are trained to follow clouds of fruity-smelling vapor. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Jagga Smith's national animal is the cobra, which is also the nation's favorite main course.
Jagga Smith is ranked 168,274th in the world and 13th in AFL for Smartest Citizens, with 27.57 quips per hour.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
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Jagga Smith was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Cultured and Most Cheerful Citizens.
- : Following new legislation in Jagga Smith, sniffer dogs are trained to follow clouds of fruity-smelling vapor.
- : Following new legislation in Jagga Smith, conductors wield diamond-encrusted batons to fit in with their freshly gilded surroundings.
- : Following new legislation in Jagga Smith, bowling teams spend more time looking at their phones than the pins.
- : Following new legislation in Jagga Smith, sales of disinfectant wipes have skyrocketed.
- : Following new legislation in Jagga Smith, the bonfire of the old paper records can be seen for miles around Jagga Smith City.
- : Following new legislation in Jagga Smith, commuters travel in zigzags to avoid stalking accusations.
- : Following new legislation in Jagga Smith, childhood friends of Leader are living it large abroad at the taxpayers' expense.
- : Following new legislation in Jagga Smith, they unpaved paradise and tore up a parking lot (ooh, bop bop bop).
- : Following new legislation in Jagga Smith, politicians are battling inequality by declaring themselves better than everyone else.
