The Empire of Jajad is a mammoth, safe nation, remarkable for its restrictive gun laws and stringent health and safety legislation. The cynical population of 9.414 billion Jajadians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The medium-sized, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Jajadia. The average income tax rate is 31.3%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The large but sluggish Jajadian economy, worth 198 trillion Jaas a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Gambling industry, with major contributions from Basket Weaving, Retail, and Tourism. Black market activity is notable. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 21,038 Jaas, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

It is illegal to make racist remarks in public, elections have been outlawed, young children are regularly seen wagering pocket money at blackjack tables, and Jajad has designated Jajadia as its capital city. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Jajad's national animal is the camel.

Jajad is ranked 192,788^th in the world and 1^st in Cat Force for Largest Trout Fishing Sector, scoring 529.32 on the Nemo Depletion Efficiency Index.