The Musical Cacaphony of Jamborite Junimos is a mammoth, efficient nation, notable for its museums and concert halls, ubiquitous missile silos, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, cynical, devout population of 7.747 billion Jamborite Junimosians are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Environment. The average income tax rate is 68.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The powerhouse Jamborite Junimosian economy, worth 760 trillion rupees a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Trout Farming industry, with major contributions from Beef-Based Agriculture, Cheese Exports, and Basket Weaving. Black market activity is frequent. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 98,226 rupees, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.8 times as much as the poorest.

Adultery has been made a capital offence, it is mandatory to learn evolution in schools, formerly fertile fields are being leached dry of nutrients by intensive farming, and the first sword of Jamborite Junimos does not run. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Jamborite Junimos's national animal is the parrot, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Jamborite Junimos is ranked 31,003^rd in the world and 2^nd in Joe for Nicest Citizens, with 19.85 average smiles per day.