The Holy Empire of James_xenoland_02 is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by James with an iron fist, and remarkable for its zero percent divorce rate, ubiquitous missile silos, and absence of drug laws. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 22.692 billion Xenolandians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The large, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Xenobia. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 67.4%.

The all-consuming James_xenoland_02ian economy, worth a remarkable 2,254 trillion Xenoes a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Woodchip Exports, and Retail. Black market activity is extensive. Average income is 99,359 Xenoes, but there is an enormous disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 558,113 per year while the poor average 8,749, a ratio of 63.8 to 1.

Unused plastic recycling bins are being dumped into landfills by the tonne, taking hostages is a great way to influence government policy, the nation has declared war on all passing comets, and strategic economic sectors are controlled by the state. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. James_xenoland_02's national animal is the Dragon, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

James_xenoland_02 is ranked 63,342^nd in the world and 3^rd in 1up for Lowest Crime Rates, with 71.14 law-abiding acts per hour.