The Idk of Japaaan is a colossal, socially progressive nation, ruled by Meee with an even hand, and notable for its barren, inhospitable landscape and infamous sell-swords. The compassionate, hard-working population of 2.667 billion Japaaaneeses have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Tokyooo. The average income tax rate is 20.3%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The strong Japaaanian economy, worth 182 trillion yeeens a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Woodchip Exports, Uranium Mining, and Soda Sales. Average income is 68,328 yeeens, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.6 times as much as the poorest.

Soldiers on first dates introduce themselves only by their ranks and serial numbers, the government is interviewing for thousands of 'Religious Censor' positions, Japaaneese has been named as Japaaan's national religion, and Meee has been known to threaten dissenting citizens with a machine gun at press conferences. Crime is totally unknown. Japaaan's national animal is the greeen pheasaaant, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Japaaneese.

Japaaan is ranked 184,443^rd in the world and 4^th in The Underground for Rudest Citizens, with 43.84 insults per minute.