Population | 7.987 billion |
Capital | Elemantia City |
Leader | Anna-Magaly Wafyrockair |
Faith | Church of Pizza |
Currency | Fruits |
Animal | Bat |
The Most Terrible infestations of Japanese Beetles is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by Anna-Magaly Wafyrockair with a fair hand, and notable for its daily referendums, compulsory vegetarianism, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 7.987 billion Japanese Beetles are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.
The large, liberal, socially-minded, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Elemantia City. The income tax rate is 100%.
The frighteningly efficient Beetjian economy, worth a remarkable 2,501 trillion Fruits a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 313,206 Fruits, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Youth rights demonstrations often end in vicious snowball fights, Bigtopian interference in domestic elections is always democratically sanctioned, the government is giving peace a chance, and the experimental sculpture "Overtures In Dried Bat Dung" has been declared a national treasure. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Japanese Beetles's national animal is the Bat, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Church of Pizza.
Japanese Beetles is ranked 290,788th in the world and 27th in Green Hills for Most Corrupt Governments, with 0.2 kickbacks per hour.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in Japanese Beetles, the experimental sculpture "Overtures In Dried Bat Dung" has been declared a national treasure.
- : Following new legislation in Japanese Beetles, the government is giving peace a chance.
- : Following new legislation in Japanese Beetles, Bigtopian interference in domestic elections is always democratically sanctioned.
- : Following new legislation in Japanese Beetles, youth rights demonstrations often end in vicious snowball fights.
- : Following new legislation in Japanese Beetles, the government is promoting multicultural values with the new 'Just Be Nice, OK?' initiative.
- : Following new legislation in Japanese Beetles, money can't buy happiness but it can buy immunity to prosecution.
- : Following new legislation in Japanese Beetles, imitation is the sincerest form of felony.
- : Following new legislation in Japanese Beetles, Japanese Beetles's children are widely acknowledged as the most foul-mouthed in the region.
- : Following new legislation in Japanese Beetles, museums stand half-empty as all foreign exhibits are returned to their countries of origin.
- : Following new legislation in Japanese Beetles, international television adverts praise the nation as a worker's paradise.