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Largest Pizza Delivery Sector: 2,436thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 6,655thFattest Citizens: 9,860th
The Holy Empire of
Benevolent Dictatorship
God, Law, Liberty
Influence
Dominator
Vice-Delegate
Civil Rights
Superb
Economy
Very Strong
Political Freedom
Outlawed

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Japhetic Free States

Population40 million

CurrencyNew American Shekel
AnimalBlack Eagle

The Holy Empire of Japhetic Free States is a small, efficient nation, remarkable for its barren, inhospitable landscape and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, devout population of 40 million Japhites enjoy great individual freedoms in everything except elections, which, where they exist at all, are populist shams for a dictatorship government that has no intention of ever giving up power.

The minute, liberal, pro-business, well-organized government, or what there is of one, juggles the competing demands of Spirituality, Welfare, and Education. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 5.0%.

The very strong Japhetic Free Statesian economy, worth 2.55 trillion New American Shekels a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Pizza Delivery industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Retail, and Furniture Restoration. Average income is 63,695 New American Shekels, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 233,812 per year while the poor average 12,279, a ratio of 19.0 to 1.

Newly synthesized elements' half-lives are a million times shorter than the time it takes to say their names, all tariffs have been abolished, politicians "baring all" for the camera isn't always a figure of speech, and legitimate job descriptions now include "smiling and waving". Crime is a problem, probably because of the absence of a police force. Japhetic Free States's national animal is the Black Eagle, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution.

Japhetic Free States is ranked 137,955th in the world and 1st in Nova Americana for Most Scientifically Advanced, scoring 70.36 on the Kurzweil Singularity Index.

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Largest Pizza Delivery Sector: 2,436thTop
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Lowest Overall Tax Burden: 6,655thFattest Citizens: 9,860thTop
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Largest Furniture Restoration Industry: 22,856thMost Cheerful Citizens: 26,348thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 27,711th

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Japhetic Free States's influence in Nova Americana rose from "Superpower" to "Dominator".
  • : Following new legislation in Japhetic Free States, legitimate job descriptions now include "smiling and waving".
  • : Following new legislation in Japhetic Free States, politicians "baring all" for the camera isn't always a figure of speech.
  • : Following new legislation in Japhetic Free States, all tariffs have been abolished.
  • : Following new legislation in Japhetic Free States, newly synthesized elements' half-lives are a million times shorter than the time it takes to say their names.
  • : Following new legislation in Japhetic Free States, government officials are held to the highest standard of morality.
  • : Following new legislation in Japhetic Free States, equality looks curiously unequal.
  • : Following new legislation in Japhetic Free States, the number of deaths due to poor fungus identification is mushrooming.
  • : Following new legislation in Japhetic Free States, feuilletons can only be deciphered with a Galliennais dictionary.
  • : Japhetic Free States's influence in Nova Americana fell from "Dominator" to "Superpower".

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