The Catholic Federation of Jaria-Bomwell is a mammoth, genial nation, ruled by Knight-Commander Matrius with an even hand, and renowned for its museums and concert halls, daily referendums, and compulsory military service. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 5.089 billion Jarbommers have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Industry, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Lourdiliff. The average income tax rate is 53.3%.

The frighteningly efficient Jaria-Bomwellian economy, worth 759 trillion Smassions a year, is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Beef-Based Agriculture, Arms Manufacturing, and Automobile Manufacturing. Average income is an impressive 149,189 Smassions, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.9 times as much as the poorest.

Voting is voluntary, military pilots jettison listening devices as chaff to confuse enemy missiles, most people attending churches are maintenance workers, and at least 1% of the Ministry of Foreign Affairs budget goes to Knight-Commander Matrius's wardrobe. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Jaria-Bomwell's national animal is the Cow, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Roman Catholicism.

Jaria-Bomwell is ranked 41,859^th in the world and 24^th in Angelic League for Most Eco-Friendly Governments, scoring 2,207.64 on the Dolphin Recycling Awareness Index.