The Republic of Jasyle is a huge, efficient nation, notable for its irreverence towards religion, suspicion of poets, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 927 million Jasyleans enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.
The relatively small, outspoken government is primarily concerned with Defense, with Law & Order, Education, and Administration also on the agenda, while International Aid and Spirituality aren't funded at all. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 9.8%.
The very strong Jasylean economy, worth 54.4 trillion florins a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Uranium Mining industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Furniture Restoration, and Book Publishing. Average income is 58,674 florins, with the richest citizens earning 6.7 times as much as the poorest.
Economists confusingly list "fusarium rot and leaf blight" as major risk factors for monetary deflation, formerly fertile fields are being leached dry of nutrients by intensive farming, you can't put down the nation's attitude to pet health, and helping grandma with her Misgendering 101 homework is a national rite of passage. Crime, especially youth-related, is a problem. Jasyle's national animal is the snake, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.
Jasyle is ranked 108,839th in the world and 8th in The Wave Experience for Largest Manufacturing Sector, scoring 10,870.13 on the Gooback-Jerbs Productivity Index.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
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Jasyle's influence in The Wave Experience rose from "Duckspeaker" to "Envoy".
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Jasyle, helping grandma with her Misgendering 101 homework is a national rite of passage.
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Jasyle's influence in The Wave Experience fell from "Envoy" to "Duckspeaker".
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Jasyle, you can't put down the nation's attitude to pet health.
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Jasyle was reclassified from "Corporate Bordello" to "New York Times Democracy".
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Jasyle, formerly fertile fields are being leached dry of nutrients by intensive farming.
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Jasyle was reclassified from "New York Times Democracy" to "Corporate Bordello".
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Jasyle was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Mining Sector.
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Jasyle, economists confusingly list "fusarium rot and leaf blight" as major risk factors for monetary deflation.
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Jasyle, the Ministry of Health has reported a sharp increase in the incidence of delayed menopause.





















