The Tatted Stud of Jaxson is a mammoth, safe nation, remarkable for its stringent health and safety legislation. The quiet, industrious population of 5.068 billion Jaxsonians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The medium-sized, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Welfare. The average income tax rate is 32.5%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but sluggish Jaxsonian economy, worth 89.9 trillion pesos a year, is led by the Uranium Mining industry, with major contributions from Door-to-door Insurance Sales, Trout Farming, and Retail. Black market activity is notable. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 17,745 pesos, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Jaxson's national animal is the dove.

Jaxson is ranked 89,357^th in the world and 1^st in Chronicles for Highest Unexpected Death Rate, scoring 35.31 on the Bus Surprisal Index.