The Technocratic Federation of Jaycize is a mammoth, safe nation, ruled by Ethel Constanze with an iron fist, and remarkable for its frequent executions, irreverence towards religion, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 5.529 billion Jaycians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Law & Order, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Bellium. The average income tax rate is 96.0%.

The frighteningly efficient Jaycian economy, worth a remarkable 1,146 trillion Terils a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is broadly diversified, is dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Tourism. Average income is an amazing 207,299 Terils, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

A century of peace does not preclude peace negotiations, civil engineers are undermining sinkholes, the 'sing-a-long with Ethel Constanze' album is a popular souvenir, and national parks have long lines of different gender-specific 'Porta-Pottys'. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Jaycize's national animal is the Puffin, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Jaycize is ranked 306,011^th in the world and 2^nd in Verstan for Least Corrupt Governments, with 23.53 percentage of bribes refused.