The Blessed Queendom of Jeanabethistan is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by Jeanabeth I with an iron fist, and renowned for its lack of airports, parental licensing program, and public floggings. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 28.617 billion Jeanabethistanians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Spirituality, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Jeanabethistanistan. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 36.4%.

The frighteningly efficient Jeanabethistanian economy, worth a remarkable 3,930 trillion dollas a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Uranium Mining, Woodchip Exports, and Furniture Restoration. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 137,333 dollas, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 436,813 per year while the poor average 32,872, a ratio of 13.3 to 1.

A decrease in wailing and gnashing of teeth at astronomical events is reducing demand for dentistry, nobility is the world's oldest profession, an alabaster statue of an ancient cat-deity takes pride of place in the centre of Jeanabethistanistan, and sushi is sold on the black market. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force. Jeanabethistan's national animal is the beagle, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Jeanabethism.

Jeanabethistan is ranked 36,894^th in the world and 1^st in Key Results Union for Lowest Crime Rates, with 79.06 law-abiding acts per hour.