The Blessed Queendom of Jeanabethistan is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Jeanabeth I with an iron fist, and renowned for its strictly enforced bedtime, parental licensing program, and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 33.847 billion Jeanabethistanians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Spirituality, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Jeanabethistanistan. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 37.3%.

The frighteningly efficient Jeanabethistanian economy, worth a remarkable 4,926 trillion dollas a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Uranium Mining, Woodchip Exports, and Furniture Restoration. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 145,551 dollas, with the richest citizens earning 9.5 times as much as the poorest.

The government raises tariffs on a weekly basis, children often kick beagles for amusement, Jeanabeth I's Dreadnought-class tankbuster limousine is said to have more ammunition than the entire Brancalandian Army, and Jeanabeth I can cry on demand. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force. Jeanabethistan's national animal is the beagle, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Jeanabethism.

Jeanabethistan is ranked 91,818^th in the world and 2^nd in Key Results Union for Largest Gambling Industry, scoring 2,277.46 on the Kelly Criterion Productivity Index.