The Colony of Jeice is a very large, cultured nation, renowned for its burgeoning Monkey population. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, devout population of 478 million Jeiceans enjoy frequent elections, which are uniformly corrupted by big-spending corporations buying politicians who best suit their interests.

The medium-sized government prioritizes Spirituality, although Law & Order, Defense, and Healthcare are also considered important. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 23.0%.

The very strong Jeicean economy, worth 26.5 trillion Silver straws a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Automobile Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, and Woodchip Exports. Average income is 55,415 Silver straws, with the richest citizens earning 8.9 times as much as the poorest.

Crime is relatively low, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Jeice's national animal is the Monkey.

Jeice is ranked 85,698^th in the world and 2^nd in Narnia for Largest Pizza Delivery Sector, scoring 2,430.94 on the Pepperoni Propulsion Productivity Index.