The Futbolista Mexicano of Jeremy Marquez is a massive, safe nation, ruled by Ángel Jeremy Márquez Castañeda with a fair hand, and remarkable for its keen interest in outer space, complete lack of prisons, and absence of drug laws. The compassionate, democratic, devout population of 1.091 billion mexicanos are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The medium-sized, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Ciudad de México. The average income tax rate is 72.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient mexicano economy, worth 135 trillion peso mexicanoes a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is fairly diversified, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Automobile Manufacturing. Average income is an impressive 124,348 peso mexicanoes, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Glittering new sports stadiums adorn every city and town, burnt-out forty-foot-tall wicker men dot the countryside, the national anthem is a rather effective sleeping aid, and digital novelty coins make for surprising vanguards of the revolution. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Jeremy Marquez's national animal is the liebre, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is catolicismo.

Jeremy Marquez is ranked 135,283^rd in the world and 8^th in Puppet Storage for Bongos for Largest Gambling Industry, scoring 747.6 on the Kelly Criterion Productivity Index.