The Holy Empire of Jerusalem Crusaders is a mid-sized, safe nation, notable for its rampant corporate plagiarism, compulsory military service, and restrictive gun laws. The cynical population of 62 million Jerusalem Crusadersians are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The relatively small, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Spirituality. The average income tax rate is 16.1%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The Jerusalem Crusadersian economy, worth 3.77 trillion bezants a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Automobile Manufacturing, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Basket Weaving. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 60,849 bezants, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.6 times as much as the poorest.

Ethnic minorities are often refused admission to some of the nation's best schools, supermarket milk is a shear-thickening fluid that can stop small-caliber bullets, burial ceremonies have become as routinised as tax forms, and punk-rockers and girl-bands are united in their loss of fashion statements. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Jerusalem Crusaders's national animal is the lion.

Jerusalem Crusaders is ranked 90,135^th in the world and 22^nd in QA nerds for Least Corrupt Governments, with 93.56 percentage of bribes refused.