
| Population | 5.631 billion |
| Capital | THE CIRCUS |
| Leader | JEVIL |
| Faith | CHAOS |
| Currency | JEVILSTAIL |
| Animal | DEVILSKNIFE |
The WORLD REVOLVING of JEVIL is a mammoth, socially progressive nation, ruled by JEVIL with a fair hand, and notable for its complete lack of prisons, free-roaming dinosaurs, and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, cheerful population of 5.631 billion JEVILS live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.
The minute, corrupt, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government, or what there is of one, juggles the competing demands of Industry, Administration, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of THE CIRCUS. Income tax is unheard of.
The frighteningly efficient CHAOTIC economy, worth a remarkable 1,503 trillion JEVILSTAILS a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Gambling, Information Technology, and Soda Sales. Average income is an amazing 266,993 JEVILSTAILS, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.8 times as much as the poorest.
Councils up and down the country wrangle over legal matters, a bill to outlaw math homework has been submitted, the Coast Guard is pioneering a quixotic program to train fish, and the law says it's okay to sell a bomb to a terrorist so long as they promise not to detonate it. Crime, especially youth-related, is so common that it is unusual to encounter someone following the law, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. JEVIL's national animal is the DEVILSKNIFE, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is CHAOS.
JEVIL is ranked 212,007th in the world and 28th in Dark World for Largest Trout Fishing Sector, scoring 85.41 on the Nemo Depletion Efficiency Index.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
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JEVIL, the law says it's okay to sell a bomb to a terrorist so long as they promise not to detonate it.
- : Following new legislation in
JEVIL, the Coast Guard is pioneering a quixotic program to train fish.
- : Following new legislation in
JEVIL, a bill to outlaw math homework has been submitted.
- : Following new legislation in
JEVIL, councils up and down the country wrangle over legal matters.
- : Following new legislation in
JEVIL, commercial jingles have been ham-handedly forced into world renowned symphonies.
- : Following new legislation in
JEVIL, all streets are privately owned toll roads.
- : Following new legislation in
JEVIL, you can't put down the nation's attitude to pet health.
- : Following new legislation in
JEVIL, bored politicians often entertain themselves with games of Simon during important votes.
- : Following new legislation in
JEVIL, hot dogs have been renamed lukewarm pigs.
- : Following new legislation in
JEVIL, thousands of former pirates can be found peddling knockoff products in flea markets.



























































































