The Board of Health Inspection of Jgja 5 is a mammoth, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Fred the Baker with an iron fist, and remarkable for its rum-swilling pirates, public floggings, and absence of drug laws. The cynical, humorless, devout population of 6.456 billion Jgja 5ians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Quincy. The average income tax rate is 72.9%.

The frighteningly efficient Jgja 5ian economy, worth 717 trillion florins a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a slick, highly efficient, fairly diversified black market in Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, Woodchip Exports, and Uranium Mining. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 111,110 florins, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.8 times as much as the poorest.

Thieves claim they're simply working for the tax agency, most towns have their Fred The Baker High School located on Fred The Baker Street, soldiers stream their classified military operations live for millions of fans, and people are more interested in gossip about the private lives of politicians than their policies. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Jgja 5's national animal is the cow, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Jgja 5 is ranked 44,877^th in the world and 2^nd in Sardinia for Largest Welfare Programs, scoring 2,211.84 on the Safety Net Mesh Density Rating.