The Kingdom of Jillopian is a titanic, socially progressive nation, ruled by Ryan Lalonde with a fair hand, and renowned for its museums and concert halls, keen interest in outer space, and daily referendums. The compassionate, democratic population of 21.709 billion Jillopians enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked morass — juggles the competing demands of Education, Welfare, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Jillopian City. The average income tax rate is 93.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The Jillopian economy, worth a remarkable 1,706 trillion Aries a year, is highly specialized and mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing and Tourism. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 78,619 Aries, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Funeral directors are frequently looking at their watches during funerals, retirees make up the bulk of foreign students, government reports are now used to teach toddlers to read, and attendance of fathers at PTA meetings is at an all-time high. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Jillopian's national animal is the Zergling, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Jillopian is ranked 293,612^th in the world and 18,765^th in Chicken overlords for Largest Gambling Industry, scoring -10.52 on the Kelly Criterion Productivity Index.