The Gibson Flying V of Jimi Hendrix is a titanic, orderly nation, notable for its frequent executions, smutty television, and enforced nudity. The hard-nosed, cynical, devout population of 13.169 billion Jimi Hendrixians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."
The enormous, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Industry, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Seattle. The average income tax rate is 74.2%.
The frighteningly efficient Jimi Hendrixian economy, worth a remarkable 1,458 trillion the riffs a year, is quite specialized and dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Automobile Manufacturing, and Cheese Exports. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 110,763 the riffs, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.6 times as much as the poorest.
Internet service is too costly for normal people to purchase, voter turnout for the election of the Junior Assistant for Non-Digital Media Strategies has been unsurprisingly low, private digital records now come with a convenient "download" button, and tourists buying prepaid smartphones are arrested for smuggling. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Jimi Hendrix's national animal is the Voodoo Child, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.
Jimi Hendrix is ranked 245,261st in the world and 35th in Hippy Haven for Largest Gambling Industry, scoring -4.69 on the Kelly Criterion Productivity Index.
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Jimi Hendrix was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Longest Average Lifespans.
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Jimi Hendrix, tourists buying prepaid smartphones are arrested for smuggling.
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Jimi Hendrix, private digital records now come with a convenient "download" button.
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Jimi Hendrix, voter turnout for the election of the Junior Assistant for Non-Digital Media Strategies has been unsurprisingly low.
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Jimi Hendrix, internet service is too costly for normal people to purchase.
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Jimi Hendrix, the legal profession considers itself above the law.
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Jimi Hendrix was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Cheese Export Sector and the Top 10% for Highest Average Tax Rates.
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Jimi Hendrix, epileptic patients switch their medications to whichever has a 'buy one get one free' offer.
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Jimi Hendrix, the government has started a campaign to crack down on road rage and encourage alternate means of commuting.
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Jimi Hendrix, gymnasts are in awe at the amount of hoops army applicants must jump through.




































