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Nudest: 3,108thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 3,226thMost Subsidized Industry: 9,223rd
The Gibson Flying V of
Psychotic Dictatorship
Stone Free to Ride the Breeze
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Apprentice
Region
Civil Rights
Few
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
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Jimi Hendrix

Population13.169 billion

CapitalSeattle

Currencythe riff
AnimalVoodoo Child

The Gibson Flying V of Jimi Hendrix is a titanic, orderly nation, notable for its frequent executions, smutty television, and enforced nudity. The hard-nosed, cynical, devout population of 13.169 billion Jimi Hendrixians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The enormous, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Industry, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Seattle. The average income tax rate is 74.2%.

The frighteningly efficient Jimi Hendrixian economy, worth a remarkable 1,458 trillion the riffs a year, is quite specialized and dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Automobile Manufacturing, and Cheese Exports. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 110,763 the riffs, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.6 times as much as the poorest.

Internet service is too costly for normal people to purchase, voter turnout for the election of the Junior Assistant for Non-Digital Media Strategies has been unsurprisingly low, private digital records now come with a convenient "download" button, and tourists buying prepaid smartphones are arrested for smuggling. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Jimi Hendrix's national animal is the Voodoo Child, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Jimi Hendrix is ranked 245,261st in the world and 35th in Hippy Haven for Largest Gambling Industry, scoring -4.69 on the Kelly Criterion Productivity Index.

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Nudest: 3,108thTop
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Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 3,226thMost Subsidized Industry: 9,223rdMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 9,930thLargest Black Market: 10,604thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 13,862ndTop
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Most Eco-Friendly Governments: 15,822ndMost Advanced Public Education: 16,540thLargest Information Technology Sector: 17,780thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 19,425thMost Rebellious Youth: 20,349thMost Developed: 20,393rdMost Valuable International Artwork: 24,260thHighest Economic Output: 24,482ndMost Scientifically Advanced: 26,011thMost Corrupt Governments: 26,784thHighest Average Tax Rates: 26,983rdMost Efficient Economies: 30,418thLongest Average Lifespans: 31,005th
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Most Conservative: 1st in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 2nd in the regionLargest Black Market: 2nd in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 2nd in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 2nd in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 2nd in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 2nd in the regionTop
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Most Authoritarian: 3rd in the regionNudest: 3rd in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 5th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Jimi Hendrix was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Longest Average Lifespans.
  • : Following new legislation in Jimi Hendrix, tourists buying prepaid smartphones are arrested for smuggling.
  • : Following new legislation in Jimi Hendrix, private digital records now come with a convenient "download" button.
  • : Following new legislation in Jimi Hendrix, voter turnout for the election of the Junior Assistant for Non-Digital Media Strategies has been unsurprisingly low.
  • : Following new legislation in Jimi Hendrix, internet service is too costly for normal people to purchase.
  • : Following new legislation in Jimi Hendrix, the legal profession considers itself above the law.
  • : Jimi Hendrix was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Cheese Export Sector and the Top 10% for Highest Average Tax Rates.
  • : Following new legislation in Jimi Hendrix, epileptic patients switch their medications to whichever has a 'buy one get one free' offer.
  • : Following new legislation in Jimi Hendrix, the government has started a campaign to crack down on road rage and encourage alternate means of commuting.
  • : Following new legislation in Jimi Hendrix, gymnasts are in awe at the amount of hoops army applicants must jump through.

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