The Cybermetropolis of Jittersamhay is a gargantuan, genial nation, ruled by Overmind with an even hand, and notable for its rum-swilling pirates, compulsory military service, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, cheerful population of 30.679 billion citizens enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

The relatively small, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Epsilon Hub. The average income tax rate is 38.5%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient citizen economy, worth a remarkable 6,570 trillion Universal Credits a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism. Average income is an amazing 214,164 Universal Credits, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Children who display even minimal sporting aptitude are immediately assigned a personal trainer, children prefer to begin their day with push-ups rather than breakfast, the most penniless demographics have by far the highest number of researchers per capita, and edutainment video games are taking Jittersamhay's students to the next level. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Jittersamhay's national animal is the Unshackled AI, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Jittersamhay is ranked 330,007^th in the world and 39^th in Antarctica for Largest Trout Fishing Sector, scoring -18.33 on the Nemo Depletion Efficiency Index.