The Farming Outpost of Jiucai C8 is a mammoth, environmentally stunning nation, remarkable for its ban on automobiles, parental licensing program, and keen interest in outer space. The compassionate, cynical, devout population of 5.133 billion Jiucai C8ians are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Industry. The average income tax rate is 60.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Jiucai C8ian economy, worth 634 trillion Rotenaplistani Trade Dollars a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Tourism, and Furniture Restoration. Black market activity is frequent. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 123,610 Rotenaplistani Trade Dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.0 times as much as the poorest.

Pollution is on the rise along with government approvals of fracking projects, political commentators say that Leader's fruitcake plans are about to go pear-shaped, the military patrols the streets in search of possible secessionists, and no one gossips with Leader during diplomatic summits. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Jiucai C8's national animal is the Rotenaplistani Aplix, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Jiucai C8 is ranked 66,421^st in the world and 102^nd in the rotenaples for Largest Cheese Export Sector, scoring 4,134.92 on the Mozzarella Productivity Index.