The Farming Outpost of Jiucai E1 is a mammoth, orderly nation, notable for its zero percent divorce rate, keen interest in outer space, and smutty television. The compassionate, hard-working, cynical, devout population of 5.054 billion Jiucai E1ians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Industry. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 70.7%.

The frighteningly efficient Jiucai E1ian economy, worth 584 trillion Rotenaplistani Trade Dollars a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Uranium Mining, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is an impressive 115,566 Rotenaplistani Trade Dollars, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 413,444 per year while the poor average 23,190, a ratio of 17.8 to 1.

Bike rage is all the rage, airport users are more worried about radiation than terrorism, government buildings are being cleansed of anything that might have racist connotations, and construction of the Really Big Hadron Collider is underway. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Jiucai E1's national animal is the Rotenaplistani Aplix, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Jiucai E1 is ranked 162,095^th in the world and 135^th in the rotenaples for Largest Trout Fishing Sector, scoring 1,217.23 on the Nemo Depletion Efficiency Index.