The Farming Outpost of Jiucai E2 is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, notable for its state-planned economy, parental licensing program, and ubiquitous missile silos. The cynical, devout population of 4.987 billion Jiucai E2ians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The medium-sized, corrupt, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Industry. The average income tax rate is 59.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Jiucai E2ian economy, worth 615 trillion Rotenaplistani Trade Dollars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized, broadly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Tourism, and Beef-Based Agriculture. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 123,473 Rotenaplistani Trade Dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.9 times as much as the poorest.

Construction of the Really Big Hadron Collider is underway, a fashion designer has been arrested for inciting hatred after claiming redheads couldn't pull off vermillion, business meetings across the country are interrupted by the sound of squeaking whoopee-cushions, and tweenage nobles order army regiments to do their homework for them. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Jiucai E2's national animal is the Rotenaplistani Aplix, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Jiucai E2 is ranked 265,771^st in the world and 204^th in the rotenaples for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring -6.9 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.