The Former Prime Minister of John Howard is a titanic, safe nation, renowned for its barren, inhospitable landscape, compulsory military service, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-working, democratic population of 15.214 billion Australians enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The relatively small, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Defense, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Canberra. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 14.7%.

The strong Australian economy, worth 992 trillion Australian Dollars a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Woodchip Exports industry, with major contributions from Automobile Manufacturing, Pizza Delivery, and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. Average income is 65,204 Australian Dollars, with the richest citizens earning 7.4 times as much as the poorest.

Kids refer to anything below the neck as "the parts that shall not be named", the country's famous rainforests are being bulldozed by the mining industry, scientists regularly clone human beings for research purposes, and artists from across the nation compete to renovate the restrooms of old government buildings. Crime, especially youth-related, is almost non-existent, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. John Howard's national animal is the Kangaroo, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

John Howard is ranked 30,370^th in the world and 2^nd in Parliament of Australia for Least Corrupt Governments, with 94.05 percentage of bribes refused.