The Republic of John Morton Abingdon is a tiny, pleasant nation, renowned for its burgeoning Badger population. The hard-working population of 14 million John Morton Abingdonians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Welfare. The average income tax rate is 13.5%.

The John Morton Abingdonian economy, worth 697 billion Pounds a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Gambling industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Soda Sales, and Tourism. Average income is 49,824 Pounds, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.6 times as much as the poorest.

Crime is relatively low, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. John Morton Abingdon's national animal is the Badger, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

John Morton Abingdon is ranked 168,141^st in the world and 7^th in The Clueless Repository for Highest Average Incomes, with 49,824.04 Standard Monetary Units.