The Republic of John Ramsbottom Windsor is a tiny, pleasant nation, notable for its burgeoning Badger population. The hard-working population of 10 million John Ramsbottom Windsorians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Welfare. The average income tax rate is 13.6%.

The John Ramsbottom Windsorian economy, worth 497 billion Pounds a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Gambling industry, with significant contributions from Cheese Exports, Trout Farming, and Tourism. Average income is 49,733 Pounds, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.6 times as much as the poorest.

Crime is relatively low, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. John Ramsbottom Windsor's national animal is the Badger.

John Ramsbottom Windsor is ranked 168,619^th in the world and 9^th in The Clueless Repository for Highest Average Incomes, with 49,733.97 Standard Monetary Units.