The Evening Dews and Damps of Jokhang is a titanic, efficient nation, renowned for its unlimited-speed roads, prohibition of alcohol, and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, devout population of 22.999 billion Jokhangians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The medium-sized government is primarily concerned with Defense, with Education, Law & Order, and Industry also on the agenda. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 33.0%.

The thriving Jokhangian economy, worth a remarkable 2,200 trillion $$s a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Cheese Exports. Black market activity is notable. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 95,660 $$s, with the richest citizens earning 5.9 times as much as the poorest.

Shelters struggle to keep up with the endless intake of stray animals, millions of simultaneously backfiring toilets have flooded Jokhang City with effluent, passwords to nuclear codes must now contain upper and lower case characters, and wealthy parents-to-be can select their perfect baby. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Jokhang's national animal is the Laughing swordfish.

Jokhang is ranked 17,692^nd in the world and 1^st in Jokhang for Largest Publishing Industry, scoring 8,430.91 on the Bella Potter Productivity e-Index.