Population | 6.749 billion |
Capital | Jakarta |
Leader | Joko Widodo |
Currency | rupiah |
Animal | komodo dragon |
The President of Indonesia of Joko Widodo is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Joko Widodo with an even hand, and notable for its zero percent divorce rate, state-planned economy, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed population of 6.749 billion Indonesians are prohibited from doing almost everything except voting, which they do timidly and conservatively.
The medium-sized, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Education, Law & Order, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Jakarta. The average income tax rate is 40.6%, but much higher for the wealthy.
The large but inefficient Indonesian economy, worth 327 trillion rupiahs a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a slick, highly efficient black market in Trout Farming, Automobile Manufacturing, Soda Sales, and Beef-Based Agriculture. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 48,524 rupiahs, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Beating enemies to death with a baseball bat is legal if done within nine innings, a fashion designer has been arrested for inciting hatred after claiming redheads couldn't pull off vermillion, kindergartners' favourite dance move is the stop-drop-and-roll, and children have nightmares about the eerie red glow and constant whirring of newly-installed machines. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Joko Widodo's national animal is the komodo dragon, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.
Joko Widodo is ranked 105,563rd in the world and 3rd in Jabodetabek for Most Subsidized Industry, scoring 1,262.32 on the Gilded Widget Scale.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Joko Widodo was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Trout Fishing Sector.
- : Joko Widodo was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Trout Fishing Sector.
- : The Megagglomeration of Jabodetabek appointed Joko Widodo as President Emeritus with authority over Appearance and Border Control in Jabodetabek.
- : Joko Widodo increased The Megagglomeration of Jabodetabek's succession priority in Jabodetabek.
- : Joko Widodo appointed The Megagglomeration of Jabodetabek as Successor with authority over Successor in Jabodetabek.
- : Joko Widodo updated the World Factbook entry in Jabodetabek.
- : Joko Widodo renamed the Governor's office from "Presiden" to Gubernur Jenderal in Jabodetabek.
- : Joko Widodo appointed The Karaton of Mojopahit as geweldige oude tijd with authority over Successor, Border Control, and Communications in Jabodetabek.
- : Joko Widodo appointed The Republic of -Watching-AndDreaming- as sleeper with authority over Polls in Jabodetabek.
- : Joko Widodo was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Trout Fishing Sector.