The Honored One of Jolesar is a colossal, genial nation, ruled by Satoru Gojo with an even hand, and notable for its state-planned economy, ban on automobiles, and ubiquitous missile silos. The compassionate, hard-working, devout population of 3.999 billion Jolesaris are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The relatively small government prioritizes Defense, with Law & Order and Industry also on the agenda, while International Aid and Public Transport receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Jolesaria. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 10.1%.

The very strong Jolesarian economy, worth 301 trillion Citruses a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a slick, highly efficient, broadly diversified black market in Gambling, Arms Manufacturing, Basket Weaving, and Trout Farming. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 75,292 Citruses, with the richest citizens earning 8.9 times as much as the poorest.

Some are born loving old plays and some have old plays thrust upon them, stranded mountaineers can watch livestreamed footage of their rescues, stony-faced prosecutors play loud gangster rap music during court proceedings, and residential tower blocks are surrounded by warrens of concrete tunnels. Crime is moderate. Jolesar's national animal is the Human, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Citrus.

Jolesar is ranked 56,128^th in the world and 5^th in The Cocoa Archipelago for Nicest Citizens, with 17.01 average smiles per day.