The Republic of Jordan Boyd is a colossal, genial nation, notable for its smutty television, unlimited-speed roads, and compulsory gun ownership. The compassionate, devout population of 3.616 billion Jordan Boydians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Administration. The average income tax rate is 44.5%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The very strong Jordan Boydian economy, worth 225 trillion bitcoins a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Automobile Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Trout Farming, and Arms Manufacturing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 62,429 bitcoins, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.4 times as much as the poorest.

Leader's exquisite office door is replaced monthly due to angry petitioners, the government is pouring money into 'Operation Enduring Democracy', the government is under the thumb of countless special interests, and international tensions are high as Jordan Boyd threatens any government with the audacity to arrest its citizens. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Jordan Boyd's national animal is the cow, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Jordan Boyd is ranked 27,100^th in the world and 6^th in AFL for Nicest Citizens, with 20.7 average smiles per day.