The Free Garminth Caesardom of Jordansville is a massive, genial nation, ruled by Caesars Manuel and Larimar with a fair hand, and renowned for its sprawling nuclear power plants, daily referendums, and keen interest in outer space. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 2.937 billion Jordansvilleans are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The medium-sized, liberal, socially-minded, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Jordansville-Larimarria. The average income tax rate is 84.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Jordansvillean economy, worth 481 trillion Pectollars a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Arms Manufacturing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 163,883 Pectollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Prime commercial land is being swamped with archaeological teams, dozens of viewers go online to hear whether a comma has been added to Clause 5 in Subsection B of Law 58375, children's TV shows are having a gay old time, and youth rights demonstrations often end in vicious snowball fights. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Jordansville's national animal is the Arctic Fox, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Catholicism and The Garminth Faith.

Jordansville is ranked 46,483^rd in the world and 14^th in International Treaty Organization for Most Subsidized Industry, scoring 4,168.14 on the Gilded Widget Scale.