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Rudest Citizens: 7,602ndLargest Publishing Industry: 11,638thLargest Retail Industry: 12,673rd
The Republic of
Corporate Bordello
다르마에 따라 인도됨.
Influence
Envoy
Region
Civil Rights
Average
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Superb

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Joyeon

Population3.124 billion

CapitalHeoul
LeaderMo Jae-gi
FaithHinduism

CurrencyWun
AnimalJingun

The Republic of Joyeon is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by Mo Jae-gi with a fair hand, and renowned for its sprawling nuclear power plants, keen interest in outer space, and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, devout population of 3.124 billion Joyeonians are effectively ruled by a group of massive corporations, who run for political office and provide their well-off citizens with world-class goods and services. Their poorer citizens, however, are mostly starving to death while being urged to go out and get real jobs. The populace has reasonably extensive civil rights, although these are mostly aimed at allowing them to buy whatever they like.

The relatively small, pro-business government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Education, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Heoul. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 16.4%.

The frighteningly efficient Joyeonian economy, worth 300 trillion Wuns a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Retail, Book Publishing, and Uranium Mining. Average income is 96,079 Wuns, with the richest citizens earning 5.9 times as much as the poorest.

Supermarket milk is a shear-thickening fluid that can stop small-caliber bullets, consumption of cat memes has skyrocketed, Mo Jae-gi is refusing to make decisions until the Moon is out of Capricorn, and bowling teams spend more time looking at their phones than the pins. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Joyeon's national animal is the Jingun, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Hinduism.

Joyeon is ranked 11,638th in the world and 1st in Sentry for Largest Publishing Industry, scoring 10,687.85 on the Bella Potter Productivity e-Index.

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Rudest Citizens: 7,602ndLargest Publishing Industry: 11,638thLargest Retail Industry: 12,673rdHighest Disposable Incomes: 13,294thTop
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Fattest Citizens: 24,363rdLargest Mining Sector: 26,370thLargest Insurance Industry: 28,083rdSafest: 31,072nd
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Largest Agricultural Sector: 1st in the regionNudest: 1st in the regionSmartest Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 1st in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 1st in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 1st in the regionLargest Populations: 1st in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 1st in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 1st in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 1st in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 1st in the regionRudest Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 1st in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 1st in the regionLargest Black Market: 1st in the regionMost Cultured: 1st in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 1st in the regionMost Developed: 1st in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 1st in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 1st in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 1st in the regionHighest Economic Output: 1st in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Joyeon's influence in Sentry rose from "Duckspeaker" to "Envoy".
  • : Joyeon's influence in Sentry rose from "Handshaker" to "Duckspeaker".
  • : Joyeon's influence in Sentry rose from "Truckler" to "Handshaker".
  • : Joyeon's influence in Sentry rose from "Vassal" to "Truckler".
  • : Joyeon's influence in Sentry rose from "Apprentice" to "Vassal".
  • : Joyeon's influence in Sentry rose from "Squire" to "Apprentice".
  • : Following new legislation in Joyeon, bowling teams spend more time looking at their phones than the pins.
  • : Following new legislation in Joyeon, Mo Jae-gi is refusing to make decisions until the Moon is out of Capricorn.
  • : Joyeon's influence in Sentry rose from "Zero" to "Squire".
  • : Following new legislation in Joyeon, consumption of cat memes has skyrocketed.

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