The Republic of Juarez-1 is a titanic, efficient nation, renowned for its barren, inhospitable landscape, strictly enforced bedtime, and free-roaming dinosaurs. The hard-working population of 21.462 billion Juarez-1ians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.
The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Law & Order, and Education. The average income tax rate is 38.9%.
The strong Juarez-1ian economy, worth a remarkable 1,298 trillion $$s a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Uranium Mining industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Woodchip Exports, and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 60,522 $$s, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.8 times as much as the poorest.
Foreign lack of enthusiasm for Juarez-1ian nose-flute disco metal is seen as a reasonable casus belli, men are finding 'she spots' more easily but they can't use them, thousands of picky mothers-in-law have been recruited to serve as even pickier cookery instructors, and women who walk into the ladies' changing room are accused of being Peeping Toms. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Juarez-1's national animal is the Death's-head Hawkmoth, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution.
Juarez-1 is ranked 315,311th in the world and 1st in Juarez for Largest Trout Fishing Sector, scoring -9.47 on the Nemo Depletion Efficiency Index.
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Juarez-1 was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most World Assembly Endorsements.
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Juarez-1 was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Highest Economic Output.
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Juarez-1 was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Highest Economic Output.
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Juarez-1 was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Highest Economic Output.
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Juarez-1 was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Dead.
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Juarez-1 was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Survivors.
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Juarez-1 was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Highest Economic Output.
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Juarez-1, women who walk into the ladies' changing room are accused of being Peeping Toms.
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Juarez-1, thousands of picky mothers-in-law have been recruited to serve as even pickier cookery instructors.
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Juarez-1, men are finding 'she spots' more easily but they can't use them.



















