The District of Juergen is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Liard with a fair hand, and notable for its keen interest in outer space, complete lack of prisons, and devotion to social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 44.718 billion Districtmen enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The medium-sized, outspoken government is primarily concerned with Welfare, with Defense, Industry, and Education also on the agenda, while Spirituality and Public Transport receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of District City. The average income tax rate is 28.8%.

The powerhouse Juergenian economy, worth a remarkable 3,341 trillion aurums a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Door-to-door Insurance Sales, and Pizza Delivery. Average income is 74,732 aurums, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.1 times as much as the poorest.

The silencing of dissent speaks volumes about the quality of Juergenian democracy, the military refers to helpless combatants offering surrender as "sitting ducks", a common response to government PSAs is "well, DUH, obviously", and everyone hates people who encourage hate. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Juergen's national animal is the bovina, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Juergen is ranked 6,684^th in the world and 1^st in Australia for Largest Welfare Programs, scoring 5,603 on the Safety Net Mesh Density Rating.