The United States of Juggalos is a small, efficient nation, notable for its compulsory military service, complete lack of public education, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-working, democratic, devout population of 29 million Juggalos are effectively ruled by a group of massive corporations, who run for political office and provide their well-off citizens with world-class goods and services. Their poorer citizens, however, are mostly starving to death while being urged to go out and get real jobs. The populace has reasonably extensive civil rights, although these are mostly aimed at allowing them to buy whatever they like.

The tiny, pro-business government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Spirituality. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 8.3%.

The very strong Juggalo economy, worth 1.88 trillion juggalo monies a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Gambling industry, with major contributions from Cheese Exports, Furniture Restoration, and Information Technology. Average income is 64,976 juggalo monies, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 222,431 per year while the poor average 13,946, a ratio of 15.9 to 1.

Families are left homeless as entire suburbs are bulldozed on the whim of tribal chiefs, trade policy consists of ganging up on the new guy, a good deed is rewarded with a thank you note attached to a deportation order, and airplane passengers have been known to stuff pillows in their jackets to get extra arm room. Crime is moderate. Juggalos's national animal is the lion.

Juggalos is ranked 206,387^th in the world and 3^rd in juggalos 4 life for Least Corrupt Governments, with 92.55 percentage of bribes refused.