The Imperial Inquisition of Juhlazar is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Lord Lieutenant with an iron fist, and remarkable for its museums and concert halls, compulsory military service, and keen interest in outer space. The cynical population of 25.833 billion Juhlazarians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The relatively small, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Juhlazar City. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 12.6%.

The all-consuming Juhlazarian economy, worth a remarkable 2,424 trillion Black dimes a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Book Publishing, and Beef-Based Agriculture. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 93,869 Black dimes, with the richest citizens earning 6.0 times as much as the poorest.

Ambitious "businessmen" use their children to sell and advertise their products, the government has officially clarified that "wee on your hands to save time" does not count as proper hygiene, the latest Harry Potter book is a bestseller, and the government considers it a sacred duty to video bikini-clad beach swimmers. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force. Juhlazar's national animal is the Horse Reaper, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Theoden worship.

Juhlazar is ranked 132,811^th in the world and 4^th in The New Inquisition for Largest Gambling Industry, scoring 765.44 on the Kelly Criterion Productivity Index.