Population | 4.218 billion |
Capital | Asumelí |
Leader | Sultan Llamu ibn Rama Al Deyi |
Faith | Islam |
Currency | rupee |
Animal | camel |
The Deyi Sultanate of Jazur is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Sultan Llamu ibn Rama Al Deyi with an iron fist, and notable for its enslaved workforce, infamous sell-swords, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 4.218 billion Jazuris are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."
The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized morass — juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Asumelí. The average income tax rate is 92.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The all-consuming Jazuri economy, worth 398 trillion rupees a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a slick, highly efficient, highly specialized black market in Arms Manufacturing, Beef-Based Agriculture, Basket Weaving, and Cheese Exports. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 94,550 rupees, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.5 times as much as the poorest.
Parties that are too noisy are broken up to prevent disturbing wildlife, many Jazuris are their brothers' keepers, glamping Jazuris won't sleep in a tent that doesn't include a Jacuzzi, and it is illegal to carry an umbrella when the official weather forecast predicts a sunny day. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Jazur's national animal is the camel, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Islam.
Jazur is ranked 236,438th in the world and 301st in Refugia for Most Scientifically Advanced, scoring 1.46 on the Kurzweil Singularity Index.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Jazur was endorsed by The Matriarchy of Xarxesi.
- : Jazur voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Reef Preservation and Restoration".
- : Jazur was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Valuable International Artwork.
- : Jazur was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Popular Tourist Destinations.
- : Following new legislation in Jazur, it is illegal to carry an umbrella when the official weather forecast predicts a sunny day.
- : Following new legislation in Jazur, glamping Jazuris won't sleep in a tent that doesn't include a Jacuzzi.
- : Jazur was endorsed by The Incorporated States of HARRIS ASIA.
- : Jazur was endorsed by The Dictatorship of Punkle 2.
- : Jazur was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Corrupt Governments.
- : Following new legislation in Jazur, many Jazuris are their brothers' keepers.
World Assembly
Endorsements Received: 109 » Liphia, Melenavenia, Vikoland, Tiralta, Araine, Junitaki-cho, Nangka, Fel Vudos, The Star Enpire, Duneraven, Narwhal, Tovenia, Typica, Nekhuser-Ra, Nottinghaven, Denimz, St Leone, Delta Vega IV, New Ras, Targis, Melior Mundi, Honlan, Mallard, Ullrani, Vandermeer, Estebere, Weirtopia, Nahelia, Antimai, Tuluni, Fiverdom, Uwuguaya, Almander, Argyatsova, The Blue Fire, Reformed Anarchist, Ethierys, Fadnesia, Lassistan, Neo Daria, Antrania, Poquaoi, The Ledona, Jempuz, Jail Guitar Doors, Letargia, New Equanimia, Sylh Alanor, Daymo, Wodsustein, and 59 others.The Pacific Northwest, Lith Keralia, Pantumaca, Ban Oldern, Toothbrush, Agudo Island, Silliy, Bejeweled Potatoes, Refuge Isle, Tageszentia, Catiania, Noweyr, Golden gateway, Sinzalia, Free Librarians, Emoti, The Starr of Betelgeuse, Izzalia, DutchFormosa, Skynavian Communes, Vellorim, Czinsurz, Waywards Edge, Letheguard, Oakgall, Villagers uninted, Adawu, Holy Bingle, Sovereign and Independent Isolationists, ImSaLiA, Lekhia, QDR, Inaros OPA, Elucubria, Neovilla, Icelets, Everetunga-Hari, West Ladynia, Nugget stack, Diamontia, Itland, Zalor, Forgo Regia, FourCats, WrongNation, Silly Cat Land x3, Lower Mossia, Keskea, Monkely, Vulles, FaceEatingSlug, Floofyland, Talakmakan, Mare Stellarum, Shiggle, Dragging, Punkle 2, HARRIS ASIA, and Xarxesi.