The Township of Junitaki-cho is a colossal, cultured nation, renowned for its fear of technology, hatred of cheese, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, democratic population of 7.863 billion Junitaki are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, socially-minded, outspoken government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Healthcare, Education, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Bifuka. The average income tax rate is 94.4%.

The frighteningly efficient Junitaki economy, worth 669 trillion wools a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is solely comprised of the Basket Weaving industry. Average income is 85,163 wools, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The saying 'break a leg' is now taken literally, Junitaki-cho recently hosted the least successful trade negotiations since The Phantom Menace, babies are a small but significant export, and major cities shut down as their local sports team takes to the field every day. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Junitaki-cho's national animal is the sheep, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Junitaki-cho is ranked 285,731^st in the world and 309^th in Refugia for Most Corrupt Governments, with 0.53 kickbacks per hour.