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Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 22ndLargest Publishing Industry: 91stLeast Corrupt Governments: 106th
The Idiotic Cesspool of
Liberal Democratic Socialists
Stick it where?
Juri
Influence
Truckler
Region
Civil Rights
Excellent
Economy
Thriving
Political Freedom
Superb

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Juristonia

Population25.565 billion

CapitalJuritopia
LeaderJuri

CurrencyDust Bunny
AnimalHuman

The Idiotic Cesspool of Juristonia is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Juri with a fair hand, and renowned for its daily referendums, punitive income tax rates, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 25.565 billion Juristonians love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.

The large, socially-minded, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Social Policy, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Juritopia. The average income tax rate is 98.3%.

The thriving Juristonian economy, worth a remarkable 6,166 trillion Dust Bunnies a year, is quite specialized and led by the Book Publishing industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Cheese Exports, and Information Technology. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 241,207 Dust Bunnies, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The only thing slower than the economy is the exchange where it's managed, the examiners who examine examiners are being examined by examiners, foreign policy is to avoid standing up to bullies, and pedal-powered removal vans are a popular Maxxmas gift for the children of separated parents. Crime is totally unknown. Juristonia's national animal is the Human, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Juristonia is ranked 3,747th in the world and 3rd in Nederland for Highest Average Incomes, with 241,207.23 Standard Monetary Units.

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Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 22ndLargest Publishing Industry: 91stLeast Corrupt Governments: 106thMost Pacifist: 169thMost Cheerful Citizens: 169thMost Rebellious Youth: 176thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 239thNicest Citizens: 269thMost Cultured: 306thMost Compassionate Citizens: 356thLargest Welfare Programs: 396thHealthiest Citizens: 591stMost Secular: 630thLongest Average Lifespans: 746thSmartest Citizens: 883rdHighest Poor Incomes: 995thMost Advanced Public Education: 1,158thHighest Economic Output: 1,189thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 1,274thSafest: 1,304thLargest Governments: 1,360thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 1,440thMost Inclusive: 1,663rdMost Advanced Public Transport: 1,836thHighest Average Tax Rates: 2,036thTop
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Most Beautiful Environments: 2,354thLowest Crime Rates: 3,147thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 3,370thLargest Populations: 3,387thBest Weather: 3,659thHighest Average Incomes: 3,747thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 4,619thMost Influential: 6,562ndMost Scientifically Advanced: 9,307thTop
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Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 11,176thMost Stationary: 11,281stMost Income Equality: 14,416thMost Developed: 16,817thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 18,167thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 19,583rd
Top
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Least Corrupt Governments: 1st in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 1st in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1st in the regionTop
5%
Healthiest Citizens: 2nd in the regionMost Secular: 2nd in the regionNicest Citizens: 2nd in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 2nd in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 2nd in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 2nd in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 2nd in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 2nd in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 2nd in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 2nd in the regionMost Pacifist: 2nd in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 2nd in the regionMost Cultured: 2nd in the regionMost Income Equality: 2nd in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 2nd in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 3rd in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 3rd in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 3rd in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 3rd in the regionSmartest Citizens: 3rd in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 3rd in the regionSafest: 3rd in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 3rd in the regionMost Influential: 3rd in the regionLargest Governments: 3rd in the regionMost Inclusive: 4th in the regionBest Weather: 4th in the regionMost Politically Free: 4th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 4th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 5th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 5th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 6th in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 6th in the regionTop
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Most Developed: 8th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 10th in the regionMost Extreme: 12th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Juristonia, pedal-powered removal vans are a popular Maxxmas gift for the children of separated parents.
  • : Following new legislation in Juristonia, foreign policy is to avoid standing up to bullies.
  • : Juristonia was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most World Assembly Endorsements.
  • : Juristonia was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Stationary.
  • : Juristonia was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Beautiful Environments.
  • : Juristonia was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Stationary.
  • : Juristonia was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Highest Foreign Aid Spending.
  • : Following new legislation in Juristonia, the examiners who examine examiners are being examined by examiners.
  • : Following new legislation in Juristonia, the only thing slower than the economy is the exchange where it's managed.
  • : Following new legislation in Juristonia, ancient antique swords have had their blades replaced with latex boffer LARP replicas.

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