The 🌠 Harron Republic🌠 of Kadaizee is a titanic, efficient nation, ruled by The Harronian Senate with an iron fist, and renowned for its barren, inhospitable landscape, rampant corporate plagiarism, and free-roaming dinosaurs. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 11.311 billion Kadaizeens are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government is primarily concerned with Industry, with Administration, Healthcare, and Education also on the agenda, while Environment and International Aid are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Oraiva. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 73.0%.

The frighteningly efficient Kadaizeen economy, worth a remarkable 1,995 trillion Harronian Credits a year, is fairly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, Woodchip Exports, and Gambling. Average income is an impressive 176,393 Harronian Credits, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 605,166 per year while the poor average 37,736, a ratio of 16.0 to 1.

The police have been reduced to using duct tape instead of handcuffs following further cutbacks, only senior nuclear power plant employees may use the control rods to warm up their lunches, recent events in Dàguó have been classified 'for The Harronian Senate's eyes only', and the Museum of Soybeans is the cultural heart of the nation. Crime is moderate, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Kadaizee's national animal is the Wampa, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Freedom of Religion.

Kadaizee is ranked 308,261^st in the world and 572^nd in Starlight for Most Eco-Friendly Governments, scoring -11.4 on the Dolphin Recycling Awareness Index.