The 🌠 Harron Republic🌠 of Kadaizee is a titanic, efficient nation, ruled by The Harronian Senate with an iron fist, and notable for its compulsory vegetarianism, ubiquitous missile silos, and compulsory military service. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 11.523 billion Kadaizeens are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government is primarily concerned with Industry, with Administration, Healthcare, and Education also on the agenda, while Environment and International Aid aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Oraiva. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 75.1%.

The frighteningly efficient Kadaizeen economy, worth a remarkable 2,112 trillion Harronian Credits a year, is fairly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, Woodchip Exports, and Gambling. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 183,363 Harronian Credits, but there is an enormous disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,079,845 per year while the poor average 14,474, a ratio of 74.6 to 1.

Nuclear submarines have been deployed to protect the nation's banana supply, funding for education has been redirected into the military, the tools of the trade for landmine clearance appear to be copious amounts of gasoline and a box of matches, and hedge fund managers are diversifying into herbaceous borders. Crime is moderate, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Kadaizee's national animal is the Wampa, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Freedom of Religion.

Kadaizee is ranked 307,567^th in the world and 540^th in Starlight for Nicest Citizens, with 0.27 average smiles per day.