The Socialist Frostland of Kadonia is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, renowned for its public floggings, ubiquitous missile silos, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate population of 17.933 billion Kadonians enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Ioreth. The average income tax rate is 95.0%.

The thriving Kadonian economy, worth a remarkable 1,655 trillion Mins a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Woodchip Exports, and Beef-Based Agriculture. State-owned companies are the norm. Average income is 92,328 Mins, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Police officers that upset their bosses get assigned to 24 hour stakeouts of bike sheds, troublemakers boast about how many times they have to visit their therapist, one does not simply walk into the tundra, and airplane passenger seat sizes and ticket prices are both first-class. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Kadonia's national animal is the Ninmana, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Kadonia is ranked 24,824^th in the world and 79^th in Wintreath for Highest Food Quality, scoring 99.12 on the Meeshlin-Starr Index.