The Dominion of Kagonid is a mammoth, orderly nation, notable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, compulsory military service, and enforced nudity. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, devout population of 5.398 billion Kagonidians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The large, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Spirituality, Law & Order, and Defense. The average income tax rate is 41.2%.

The Kagonidian economy, worth 218 trillion dollars a year, is quite specialized and dominated by the Trout Farming industry, with significant contributions from Woodchip Exports, Uranium Mining, and Soda Sales. Average income is 40,479 dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.6 times as much as the poorest.

Snitches get riches, public nudity is compulsory, euthanasia is illegal, and the country's famous rainforests are being bulldozed by the mining industry. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Kagonid's national animal is the penguin, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to heavy metals seepage into national waterways.

Kagonid is ranked 186,704^th in the world and 7^th in The Savage Garden for Most Developed, scoring 53.13 on the Human Development Index.