The Arboreal Colony of Kaleforest is a gargantuan, safe nation, renowned for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, zero percent divorce rate, and absence of drug laws. The democratic population of 29.073 billion Kalesylvanians enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The large, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Spirituality, and Welfare. The average income tax rate is 41.9%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The Kalesylvanian economy, worth a remarkable 1,003 trillion misty green saars a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Beef-Based Agriculture, Furniture Restoration, and Retail. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 34,527 misty green saars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.2 times as much as the poorest.

People believe that if you teach a man to fish he won't buy fish from you any more, clergy never mention brand names for fear of losing their government subsidies, even the most lowly council pen-pusher has the same political power as a senior minister, and Kaleforest has designated Kaleforest City as its capital city. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Kaleforest's national animal is the kaleforestcat, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Kaleforest is ranked 170,354^th in the world and 17^th in Land for Highest Poor Incomes, with 22,617.72 Standard Monetary Units.